Hihi I've just read an email about interesting instruction product, from my coworker Albert, the same person that gave me previous posting idea. He always sent us Chasing Away the Monday Blues email every
of course monday. Here somes that I found funniest among others. Enjoy! :)
- On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
- On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
- On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
- On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
- On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
- On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
- On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
- On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
- On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)
- On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
- On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
- On Boot's Children's cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.